*snicker* WoW vs my Boyfriend

Dear baby,

I am writing this in response to the note on my computer with the frayed power cords, destroyed mouse, and sadly my special WoW keyboard that you mangled and took the keys off of, saying that I was addicted to World of Warcraft...

"Go live in WoW with your warriors and feral Priests" you wrote, sadly sweety, it's Feral Druids.. you are either Holy or Shadow Priests.. get it right geez..

I think back to the few times you have gotten upset and I can see why, sure, your workplace was having that awards ceremony and you were so happy to become "Employee of The Month" but my guild was raiding Karazhan, and I have been waiting for the Sunfury Bow of the Phoenix since I saw the horde blood elf with it in Shattrath. You didn't really need me there, right?

Oh, and that time you planned that romantic date for our one year anniversary.. I was so desperately trying to level my herbalism skill before the expansion pack and I was so close to 375, how was I to know you were going to propose? How do you expect me to afford a dress when the Expansion pack is coming out and I HAVE to have the Collectors Edition?!

Sweetheart, you mean so much to me, but I have a loyalty to my guild. When the lower members get ganked, it is my job to go take care of the horde that try to destroy our Moral and good name of Alliance! It is my duty to uphold the Noble name of Lalar of the Night Elves, and be true to my sisters of the Alliance. And, Elune be Damned if I cannot do so.

You have never been supportive of my "WoW-life" (is there really another?) and I have decided that even though you said "If I pull my head out of my computer, we can work on it" but I must say no. You do not appreciate the fact that I am a level 70 Beast Master Hunter, who can frost trap an Elite Mob with ease and DPS another down to nothing while my Loyal pet Leolala mangles their face. Besides, sweetheart, there is a wonderful Affliction warlock in my guild (*edit* who is stunningly handsome and a gift to women) who knows that /tickle makes me smile and will raid with me til' the end of Northrend and back to Kalimdor.

So goodbye hon, for there is always greener pastures or in this case, snowier lands in Northrend.

~<@ Lalar



(hehe I saw a version of this on the WoW Ladies site and I HAD to write a female Alliance one!)

PS: The edited was for a joke to my sweetheart ;)